This is my livejournal. There are many like it, but this one is mine. I must master my livejournal as I master myself. I must post my entries true. I must post faster that those on my friends list who are trying to depress me. Before God (Jehovah/Yaweh/Zeus the Thunderer/Allah/Krishna/Buddha/et cetera) I swear that my livejournal and myself are reprimanders of this country, and we are masters of this community, until there are no entries...but peace.